There might be a more informative, entertaining, and user-friendly way than http://savingsatoshi.com to on-ramp new bitcoin developers, but if there is, we’ve never heard of it.
What does it have to do with bitcoin? I dunno. But it is pretty.
It’s got characters. It’s got code. It’s got a cat hologram who talks a lot of trash. https://stacker.news/items/794310
There’s always been a question about how best to onboard new bitcoin developers. Not anymore. Along with our pals at Bitcoin Devs, Chaincode, and the
Bitcoin Design Community, we found our answer, and its name… is pure unbridled anime.
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Your family will be expecting the bitcoin talk this holiday season. Don’t give it to them. Switch it up. Give them the Nostr talk instead.
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It’s as real as a giant puppet standing in a crowd on a busy Japanese street can be.
Become ungovernable.
Become ungovernable.
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Become ungovernable.
“Sat rhymes with cat” is such an obvious miss on our behalf.
The official position of the Spiral team is that Satoshi is a cat:
1) Never around when people want them to be.
2) Impossible to find when they don’t want to be found.
3) Eats weird gross food.
4) Proficient in C++, which has the number of characters as “cat,” starts with a C, and has a character that looks like a lowercase T.
5) Keeps weird hours.
6) Prefers English spelling because all cats have British accents.
7) What are cypherpunks if not mysterious? What are cats if not mysterious?
8) Independent and unknowable.
9) Whiskers, probably.
10) Could be sitting next to you and you wouldn’t know it.
11) Could be sitting on you and you wouldn’t know it.
12) Knows how to use a keyboard.
13) Very popular online.
14) Known to “move on to other things.”
15) Satoshi Nakamoto is a Japanese name. You know who eats a lot of fish? The Japanese. You know who else?
They said being idiots who make bitcoin stickers for a living would never last. They say a lot of things.
Use these and all the dozens of others as gifs for whatever dumb stuff you’re up to by searching “herecomesbitcoin” on GIPHY. Or visit http://herecomesbitcoin.org to download them all for Signal and Telegram and spam your friends until they like you even less.
Why not Bitcoin as a forest god? Give us one good reason.
