Times are tough, but my portfolio is tougher. Help a fellow degenerate investor out—drop some sats! #WillWorkForBTC #HODL #PrimalGrind

Hey, Bitcoiners!

They say ‘stack sats, not struggles,’ but I seem to have mixed up the memo. Life hit me with a margin call, and I’m all out of fiat to cover it. So here I am, humbly panhandling for sats—because let’s face it, begging in Bitcoin is decentralized dignity.

If you’ve got a few sats burning a hole in your hardware wallet, I promise to HODL them responsibly (or maybe grab a coffee and call it ‘fueling my proof-of-work’).

BTC Address: bc1qr4mgg6sf8x5y3vwq8pwcatqgz7nazvfdd07m3a9e79w0skt2t8ssm24r02

If donating isn’t your thing, I’m also accepting dad jokes, memes, and stories of your worst trades to keep my spirits up. Thanks for reading, and may your stacks forever moon!