Very, very odd.
Watch your back.
I mean it's funny at the same time as it's a testament to how mindfucked most of Germany is.
Of course, you work in government.
As a long time Mac user, I can say that I have a significant disdain for Apple and Tim Cook.
Good enough. You're cleared.
Wait. You also need to be really, really good at lying to others. Are you a good liar?
Oh. Yes, we can do that.
Otoh, if he's dead, I can funnel his compensation to our department.
Done. He is an absolute thug. I recommend hiring him.
We need peoole of his moral fiber in our organisatiin, Sir.
You're new to government, aren't you?
That's my job description, Mr Prez. Or part of it.
We need the lavatories in the CIA building in Bangley cleaned up.
We can grab some on our way back from the border. But we need that money!
Classified, I'm afraid..you need to ask the head honcho for clearance.