Light doesn't bend. Space itself bends.

Going to start being like those crazy YouTube survivalists and start stockpiling cans of beans.

He's 14. Last we spoke he was 12, and obsessed with the Communist Revolution. I asked for updates, he said he's over Communism now.

I'm worried I can't swear on nostr cos there is a deacon here now. But sometimes I must swear because I'm a twat.

;)

I mean not really. It's a waste of money. But slightly funny. Someone should gift it to fiatjaf tho

What if nostr is a team building exercise for Jack Dorsey's employees, high off of ayahuasca enemas. And we're all actually machine elves dreamt up by low level twitter employees trapped in this away day protocol? Hmm?

We vought Hercules new, massive wheel today. He'll still grow and I wanted to be sure he has straight line enough not to curve his spine upwards just as wide space so he could wiggle his big butt. This is 30cm, around 12 inches, and for syrian hamster it's size on the top, but still suitable. They say it's for chinchillas.😅

I also added a ton of bedding to his cages and as far as I can say, the hamster is happy - running around, jumping on things, crawling through everything while letting me pet him. And then he just fell over and asleep. #hamstr

The reason this is getting so much pressure is because they work for The Times. Probably happening all over the shop to people a lot poorer without recourse to good legal advice.

🚨🇬🇧BRITAIN 2025: PARENTS ARRESTED FOR ASKING QUESTIONS ON WHATSAPP

Maxie Allen and Rosalind Levine questioned in a private group how a public school picked its new principal. The response? Banned from campus. Then arrested by six cops in front of their kids.

Held for 11 hours. No charges. No answers. Just silence.

Their crime? "Upsetting" officials with their constant questions.

Unfortunately, this isn’t a joke.

They asked questions — and got cuffs.

How big is that blender? 🤭

Funny how the moment someone got democratically elected that the leftists didn’t like, “democracy” suddenly stopped being worth defending.

I worried Big Starmer is watching lol

Amber 💕