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21 and 22 jump street are so underrated fr fr

I want nostr:nprofile1qqsxu35yyt0mwjjh8pcz4zprhxegz69t4wr9t74vk6zne58wzh0waycprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a306pa4f0 in a green morph suit to do a fireside chat with nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mf00a4uue in an orange morph suit.

that’s all I want.

nothing within the state, all outside the state, all against the state.

typos are what make us human. our robot overlords don’t make such stupid oopsies.

pending thinkboi reaction to the musings of nostr:nprofile1qqsxu35yyt0mwjjh8pcz4zprhxegz69t4wr9t74vk6zne58wzh0waycpr9mhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet59uq3vamnwvaz7tm9v3jkutnwdaehgu3wd3skuep0lwr42m, nostr:nprofile1qqs04xzt6ldm9qhs0ctw0t58kf4z57umjzmjg6jywu0seadwtqqc75spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszrthwden5te0vcmh5tnfduhsjhrtj2, nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcadtnr6, nostr:nprofile1qqsprwdgjszdhucrfelp3p46nhzvd5mk7gu6zxp8r0fwc4n63zv9pnspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejq89d34u, and nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdu0k0t75:

“Vine Capital Allocating”

coming soon to a nostr near you …

Replying to Avatar Alex B.

After a year inside the Ark protocol, the rabbit hole got way deeper.

What started with basic Bitcoin payments and batching has evolved into something much bigger: a complete execution layer.

Today we're announcing the next chapter: Arkade

Our journey began implementing Ark's core primitives: VTXOs, presigned transaction trees, and batch settlements.

Months of production code revealed to us these weren't just payment optimizations, they were the building blocks for something far more ambitious.

That realization changed everything.

We're unveiling Arkade: a virtual execution layer that transforms these primitives into programmable money while preserving Ark's security guarantees.

This announcement is also an opportunity for us to share our implementation journey.

Everything we've built developing Arkade is now open source.

Follow our evolution through code, research, and real implementation work:

🔧 Arkade Compiler (experimental Ivy meets CashScript) h/t @danrobinson

Arkade Language lets you write Bitcoin-native smart contracts in a high-level syntax, compiling to Arkade Script for fast, secure, offchain execution.

github.com/arkade-os/compiler

📱 Arkade Mobile Wallet (PassKey auth, no app store required)

A progressive web app with modern authentication and VTXO management built-in.

Arkade in your pocket

This is how Bitcoin wallets should work in 2025.

github.com/arkade-os/wallet

⚙️ Custom Script Interpreter

Conceptual implementation showing how enhanced scripting fits natively in our existing Ark infrastructure.

Features 30+ new opcodes including OP_CAT, introspection, and arithmetics, all VTXOs compatible

github.com/arkade-os/arkd/pull/577

Developers can dive in immediately with SDKs for Rust, Go, and TypeScript, making Arkade accessible across the entire Bitcoin dev ecosystem.

Follow along as we build Bitcoin's virtualization layer and we gear up for mainnet launch.

https://arkadeos.com/vision

you may think you are adequately excited about ark, but you are mistaken:

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PSA: I will be working over the coming weeks and months on turning this into something respectable to be pumped into tradfi capital allocation circles.

in other words, they will be tricked into reading a nice shiny report the TLDR that they are responsible for the biggest scam in the history of capital markets when they could have just stayed humble and stacked sats.

with that in mind, any novel comments or feedback very much welcome!

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honestly, no, we are probably going to use it all as a trojan horse to rebuild payment rails around lightning and then rug fiat for good:

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h/t nostr:nprofile1qqs82cycmcvk7ttcc7mxe6x70k4zv2f0mdg84gt7pn62ge876zcdcegpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5qy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfnsdl6q28, nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz8nhwden5te0dehhxarj94c82c3wwajkcmr0wfjx2u3wdejhgtc3uev7c , nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a

a half-baked thesis on stablecoins, v0.1 for public beta:

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