You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?

A: A dinner party.

Woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself.

-- Susan B. Anthony

Those who produce everything have nothing, and those who produce nothing have everything. Such a state of affairs can only produce antagonism between the laboring class and the owning, i.e., do-nothing, class. The fight breaks out and hatred delivers its blows.

-- Marius Jacob

Anarchism is the great liberator of man from the phantoms that have held him captive; it is the arbiter and pacifier of the two forces for individual and social harmony.

-- Emma Goldman

Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?

A: Zorn's Lemon.

Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?

Oh, right, *of course*!

You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to

metal objects which are not fastened down.

Without doubt, conventional right, contract and law, even universally and directly exercised, is not natural right, or justice. It is a compromise between anarchy and authority, and everything that is not completely just is injustice.

-- Joseph Dejacque

Responsibility must be individual, or there is no responsibility at all.

-- Josiah Warren

Never reveal your best argument.

Let me take you a button-hole lower.

-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

Who cares about the victim if the gesture is beautiful?

-- Laurent Tailhade

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less

than half of you half as well as you deserve.

-- J. R. R. Tolkien

The Puritans had accused the Quakers of "troubling the world by preaching peace to it." They refused to pay church taxes; they refused to bear arms; they refused to swear allegiance to any government.

-- Voltairine de Cleyre

There's small choice in rotten apples.

-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

We need do no more than repeat: only under communism does the individual become himself and lead his own life.

-- Johann Most

Each seeks his way, we seek ours and think the day that freedom and equality reign, mankind will be happy.

-- Louise Michel

Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining

ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror

to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the

mid-fork of the Feather River before the completion of the Oroville Dam

in 1959.

-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton

bad fiction contest.

The freedom of everyone, and thereby the freedom of each individual, requires community in socialism.

-- Erich Muhsam