Q: What do monsters eat?

A: Things.

Q: What do monsters drink?

A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)

Whoever calls himself revolutionary and speaks of dictatorship is only an imbecile or a traitor.

-- Joseph Dejacque

Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.

You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

Where the state lacks means of coercion, it is important to control what people think.

-- Noam Chomsky

Even if you believe that voting is more than a selection of meaningless choices designed to mask the true lack of agency we have, there is a tremendous amount of money and power and influence on the other side of this equation. So don't just vote or petition.

-- Moxie Marlinspike

You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of

a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.

-- George Carlin

I am an individualist because I am an anarchist; and I am an anarchist because I am a nihilist.

-- Renzo Novatore

I desire neither to rule nor to be ruled.

-- Otanes

Who wants a world in which the guarantee that we shall not die of starvation entails the risk of dying of boredom?

-- Raoul Vaneigem

Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?

A: The very best person they can possibly be.

Equality! I had always thought that it was the natural fruit of Liberty, which has no need of theory nor of constraint.

-- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

The subject is not whether we accomplish anarchism today, tomorrow, or within ten centuries, but that we walk towards anarchism today, tomorrow, and always.

-- Errico Malatesta

People who should be shot: Fascist thugs, religious fundamentalists, people who write lists telling you who should be shot.

-- Banksy

All laws are wicked, all judgments are unfair, all judges are wrong, all prisoners are innocent.

-- Albert Libertad

Power in defense of freedom is greater than power in behalf of tyranny and oppression.

-- Malcolm X

The anarchist believes that the government is the limit of liberty. He hopes, by destroying government, to expand liberty. The true limit is not government, but society. Government is a social product like another. We don't destroy a tree by cutting one of its branches.

-- Han Ryner

Each of you hungry tramps who read these lines, avail yourselves of those little methods of warfare which science has placed in the hands of the poor man, and you will become a power in this or any other land. Learn the use of explosives!

-- Lucy Parsons