It's called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it.

-- George Carlin

Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man's lap.

-- Max Stirner

I die, as I have lived, a free spirit, an anarchist, owing no allegiance to rulers, heavenly or earthly.

-- Voltairine de Cleyre

Since the birth of the state, the world of politics has always been and continues to be the stage for unlimited rascality and brigandage.

-- Mikhail Bakunin

Communicate! It can't make things any worse.

You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise

salesman.

What you have the power to be you have the right to be.

-- Max Stirner

Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?

A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q: How long does it take?

A: It's indeterminate.

It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.

Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?

A: They replace your generator.

His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred

to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam. He never

claimed to be a god. But then, he never claimed not to be a god. Circum-

stances being what they were, neither admission could be of any benefit.

Silence, though, could. It was in the days of the rains that their prayers

went up, not from the fingering of knotted prayer cords or the spinning of

prayer wheels, but from the great pray-machine in the monastery of Ratri,

goddess of the Night. The high-frequency prayers were directed upward through

the atmosphere and out beyond it, passing into that golden cloud called the

Bridge of the Gods, which circles the entire world, is seen as a bronze

rainbow at night and is the place where the red sun becomes orange at midday.

Some of the monks doubted the orthodoxy of this prayer technique...

-- Roger Zelazny, "Lord of Light"

Man, according to the diverse conditions in which he moves, is more or less worthy or unworthy. The more he has a sense of his liberty, the more he also has a feeling of his dignity; the more respect he has for himself, and also for his fellows.

-- Joseph Dejacque

If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

Louis Blanc has gone so far as to reverse the republic motto, as if he wanted to revolutionize the revolution. He no longer says, as everybody else says, and according to tradition, Liberty, Equality, Fraternity; he says Equality, Fraternity, Liberty!

-- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

Who wants a world in which the guarantee that we shall not die of starvation entails the risk of dying of boredom?

-- Raoul Vaneigem

You are number 6! Who is number one?

The only generals that we should follow are the generals of the little tin soldiers.

-- Georges Brassens

Cleansed of its leftist residues, anarchy -- anarchism minus Marxism -- will be free to get better at being what it is.

-- Bob Black

The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.

-- George Gobel

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a

thing he tells you.

Fear of the people is the defect of all those who belong to authority. The people, as concerns power, is the enemy.

-- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon