In America, the president reigns for four years, and journalism governs for ever and ever.

-- Oscar Wilde

Many pages make a thick book.

While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and

are making another attack.

Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?

A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they

are removable!

Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his

very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?

A: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q: What is a compact city?

A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted

policemen!

-- Peter Lax

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?

A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.

-- Mark Twain

Give him an evasive answer.

There is a conflict between the static and dynamic conceptions of anarchism, between those who want to gregarize and stabilize anarchism and those who want the revolutionary, individualist spirit to remain and simmer permanently within anarchism.

-- Emile Armand

You may be wondering if I'm joking or serious. I'm joking and serious.

-- Bob Black

Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.

-- Oscar Wilde

What consoles me is that there are combatants that remain, because despite all the persecution, the anarchist idea has germinated and the theoretical revolution is ending, being quickly replaced by the practice of action.

-- Clement Duval

If the federal government had access to every email you've ever written and every phone call you've ever made, it's almost certain that they could find something you've done which violates a provision in the 27,000 pages of federal statues or 10,000 administrative regulations. You probably do have something to hide, you just don't know it yet.

-- Moxie Marlinspike

There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.

Like it or not, the future of life on this planet pivots on the future of society.

-- Murray Bookchin

I have not shot Umberto. I have killed a king, I have killed a principle.

-- Gaetano Bresci

Governments never lead; they follow progress. When the prison, stake or scaffold can no longer silence the voice of the protesting minority, progress moves on a step, but not until then.

-- Lucy Parsons

It's called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it.

-- George Carlin

When in doubt, tell the truth.

-- Mark Twain

It is the system, rather than individuals, that is the source of pollution and degradation.

-- Alexander Berkman

Social ecology is based on the conviction that nearly all of our present ecological problems originate in deep-seated social problems.

-- Murray Bookchin