Where's the fish tank filled with mineral oil and an ASIC (bitcoin miner) whose oil is getting pumped through a heat exchanger to heat the water in the water tank?

Or is that what you're installing?

You ever zap 1 sat befor, Nico?

Lol I think Phoenix and Breez will take off before blixt does but with rising on-chain fees (and constant reminders from people who know that lightning fees can be as small as 1 sat not 1 sat per vbyte, 1 sat) muun will certainly become a husk of the fame it once had.

Blixt is pretty cool though, once you figure it out lol.

People will literally say ruby on rails is slow and then unironically use Python as a webserver.

I AM HODLING

I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

so i've had some whiskey

actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky

w/e

sue me

(but only if it's payable in BTC)

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=375643.0

Venture capital makes me worry much more than it makes me bullish personally.

I looked up stl

https://all3dp.com/1/free-stl-files-3d-printer-models-3d-print-files-stl-download/

I got free stl files for 3D printing.

I conclude that you have declared yourself a 3D print file princess. Which is cool

Vapor pressure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glLPMXq6yc0

You're pumped up. Feeling hyped.

Noooo you're not supposed to remember that far back! You're only supposed to remember the last 3 weeks.

Is Russia at war with Ukraine? Oh look its the news. They're still at it. When did it start? I don't remember. Only know its happening because I was reminded.

Little printer. The printer go brrrrr meme is relevant whether you're talking about Bitcoin or not too.

What relay is this on?

Come on man we on a week by week attention span. Can't be talking about ancient history over here you'll put people to sleep

I think a lot of people relate to little printer because they're depressed. Just as depressed as the people living under fiat.

The bird was strangely eaten by a dog. Strangely because that's normally a cat thing.

Anyway long live the new bird on the block

How's the fees? I'm getting 1 sat per transaction on my lightning wallet. On-chain wallets on mobile gotta be rough.

nostr: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 And so the era of subscription relays has begun

Me pressing like instead of zap

Oh wow. First serious post in a series of jokes. You go girl