I hate it when people get that old joke wrong. I’d never put a screen door on a battleship. A garage door is the only way to go.
HUGE weekend. Heading to the big home and garden expo. Gonna be some groovy garage door tech to see. Raffle at our table for a Tupperware set. Best minds in the game.
Reminder: Don’t forget that you probably set your clock forward by one hour 12 days ago.
Customer Review:
★★★☆
“ I would have given a 4 star review if the door installer hadn’t stunk up my bathroom.”
I can’t think of anything more offensive than all of the hate that’s currently going around for garage doors right now. Like what did they do to you? Twerps.
Not a single garage door at the academy awards this year. Plenty of curtains. Gonna have to change that.
Scenario: A stray cat ran into your garage as your garage door is closing. What do you do? Answer: You have to keep it. It’s the law.
Go ahead and get that $50,000 dollar garage door upgrade with the windows. You deserve it. Smart! Especially with everything that’s happening nowadays.
“You are destined for great things.”
Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
There are a lot of garage door critics out there. I for one am not one of them. Just don’t get an ugly one and you won’t have any worries. Well, you might not have any worries. At least it’ll help your cause (a little).
WATCH OUT….Tweeter rant coming.
OMFG people….don’t hit tennis balls into garage doors! It’s violence.
Our garage doors are backed by a 100% guarantee. We don’t loan out your guarantee and we aren’t leveraged. We hold the guarantee in our vault until it matures.
Pro tip: A carbon dioxide monitor is a great seasonal gift to assure your garage is virus free.
Diversity in the garage door space is immense. Many shapes, colors, materials, and designs. A good garage door will increase your home equity. The door will facilitate the inclusion of your precious goods while excluding what you don’t want inside the space.
A proven key to good ventilation (when dealing with an airborne virus) is to have a good garage door. Open that garage door and ventilate that airborne threat away.
I just got an email from The Genuine. The Original. Overhead Door. Very exciting.
https://twitter.com/notagaragedoor/status/1634013845483077634?s=46
I had not taken the time to learn about mining until this episode. Amazing episode!
