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The Original Genuine Garage Door (★★★☆☆) 𝕏
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World’s only FDA approved garage door. Pronoun(ciation): əˈrijən(ə)l jen · yoo · uhn gr · aazh dor

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Customer Review:

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Our family photos are terrible. They took the picture during a nuclear test blast.

Did you know that we take family photos? Are you tired of leaving your garage door out of your annual family photo sessions? Our semi-professional photographers can take the most adorbs family + garage door photo sessions.

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We remain apolitical but we have heard the cry from half of our customers.

Introducing: Waking Down.

A meditation app for right wingers. Same ole meditations being read by your favorite right wingers.

Did you know (brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door):

The lyrics to Bush’s 1994 song Everything Zen say: “Should I fly to Los Angeles,

Find my psyhoe brother”

Did you know that the word psyhoe was used to indicate that Gavin’s brother was a psyhoe?

Public service announcement:

ATTENTION: Toddlers are killing our environment. Social credit system should be implemented.

Don’t forget our garage door and human colostrum BOGO sale this Labor Day weekend only!

Labor Day Special. BOGO. Buy one garage door and you will receive a discount coupon for one bottle of our Decent Value human colostrum. Also, did you know that our colostrum will make your gut feel sturdy?

Bar Harbor, Maine. We love Acadia National Park.