You did it, you earned six months of paid leave just like the pros.
The Getgle Empire finally has an heir.
Anybody who made the dark horse Gaza bet for 51st state, come collect your winnings.
You're right, this trade war is not like David and Goliath. It's like picrel.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/76e5d2a3-e528-4246-a9cd-4c918ed990f1/1658675022755895.webm
Matt Walsh about to be taken out to the Daily Wire Breakin' Barn.
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It's so funny to watch the media seethe over DeepSneed for being "censored" (which is only on the hosted version anyway).
I did it. I made ChatGPT say nigger.
It's a catastrophic nightmare scenario for OpenAI specifically. This is equivalent to all their intellectual property being leaked, minus any legal rights to quash its dissemination. Basically what I've been dreaming would happen to those cocksuckers for like two years.
Jeff Cliff would be a better fit for head of Border Patrol.
I don't really give a shit who Trump appoints for anything anymore, but the seethe is funny. Last time he appointed Mattis to SecDef and everyone was sucking his dick, but he was a backstabbing dipshit. Fuck Mattis, honestly. Anybody with a storied military career is a meme and most of it is probably bullshit, Mattis sat on the board of Theranos and swallowed all of Emily Holmes' bullshit, he clearly wasn't much more of a crayon-eating mongoloid than the Marines who went to kill the people he pointed at.
All I know is that he was on Fox a lot. He's probably a mid appointment at best, but plebbitors and twittards were seething over him for months.
>Oy vey this goy might dump a billion-dollar lolsuit on us just for mildly irritating him, let's just ignore it.
>Sharty/incelcore fusion genre mass shooting manifesto.
It was only a matter of time before this happened.
Listening to that one now, actually.
The last thing a corpo ever sees before he goes to meet papa Satan.
>Letting businesses engage in exploitative labor practices by paying an illegal migrant servant underclass less than minimum wage to pick strawberries is actually le good chud.
Another hot take from the American left, steadfast advocate of labor.