or another way i say this is....
if you can do it under 2 minutes. Do it right now.
I was shocked how useful this was
Mosquitoes sure are brave for creatures with only 1 hp
Running from the cops is the ultimate double or nothing.
buy a new laptop to work
ok is that your 2021 resolution or a name of a song?
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
Being a real grown up isnโt cooking a fancy dinner, itโs having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.
Somebody at google was just like "yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth".
11
babies have been born in Antarctica, and none of them died as infants,
meaning Antarctica has the lowest infant mortality rate at 0%
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
If
elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would
have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
Dads
probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men donโt get
shown a lot of affection but dogs give tons of affection regardless
