"If the race goes too swiftly, the victory goes to those who are willing to fail." Lambert Krill Executed CY 689

Data: Computer, decrease illumination level by 1/3 standard lux. Jenna D'Sora: Eh, this is all part of a programme? Data: Yes, one which I have just created for romantic relationships Jenna D'Sora: So, I am just a small variable in one of you computational environments. Data: You are much more than that, Jenna. I have written a subroutine specifically for you. A programme within the programme. I have devoted a considerable share of my internal resources to its development. Jenna D'Sora: Data, that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me. "Star Trek: The Next Generation: In Theory [4.25], Season 4"

He eat untill to can't more.

diasyrm rhetorical device of condemning through faint praise

A man sees a boat that is full of people. And yet there isn’t a single person on the boat. How is this possible? Everyone on the boat is married, so there isn’t one single person on the boat. The man wonders if it’s legal for a transportation system to discriminate against unmarried people. It doesn’t seem legal, but maybe maritime laws are different? Perhaps if things had ended differently with Heather, the man would be on the boat, too. He laughs sadly to himself. He was always single, even when he was with Heather. Love is an illusion. There are no purely unselfish actions. Heather and Dale deserve each other. The man blows his nose. He didn’t even realize he’d been crying. ~ Ethan Kuperberg

Until the legacy of remembered and reenacted trauma is taken seriously, black America cannot heal. ~ bell hooks

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

It's a mistake to think that we have to be lovely to be loved by human beings or by God -- Fred Rogers

"Plastic gun. Ingenious. More coffee, please." -- The Phantom comics

Yo momma so fat, she Winter-fell and couldn't get up!

Change the instruments and you will change the entire social theory that goes with them ~ Bruno Latour

"No, I understand now," Auberon said, calm in the woods -- it was so simple, really. "I didn't, for a long time, but I do now. You just can't hold people, you can't own them. I mean it's only natural, a natural process really. Meet. Love. Part. Life goes on. There was never any reason to expect her to stay always the same -- I mean `in love,' you know." There were those doubt-quotes of Smoky's, heavily indicated. "I don't hold a grudge. I can't." "You do," Grandfather Trout said. "And you don't understand." -- Little, Big, "John Crowley"

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. -- Groucho Marx

Reyna d’Assia: The Key to Immortal Consciousness 70. Do not forget your dead, but accord them a limited place and do not allow them to invade your life.

Every time that I think of the crucifixion of Christ, I commit the sin of envy. -- Simone Weil

Reyna d’Assia: The Key to Immortal Consciousness 8. Learn to receive and give thanks for every gift.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. -- George Carlin

A chameleon shoots out its tongue to catch prey at speeds faster than a fighter jet.

So many go the jar to spring, than at last rest there.

< jaybonci> actually d-i stands for "divine intervention" ;) -- in #debian-devel