Green Street Acquire a Japanese folding scroll. Keep it in a blank state. After a minimum of ten years, or on the death of the performer, inscribe the name of the performer, the date of acquisition and the date at the time of inscription. The performance continues until the scroll is filled with inscriptions. 1959 New London, Connecticut ~ Ken Friedman

aunque nazca uno con algn talento, el arte de escribir no se aprende repentinamente. Remit Jean-Jacques Rousseau, LAS CONFESIONES

If in my lifetime the problem of non-free software is solved, I could perhaps relax and write software again. But I might instead try to help deal with the world's larger problems. Standing up to an evil system is exhilarating, and now I have a taste for it. ~ Richard Stallman

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

Business logic: whatever actions the software is intended to perform (as opposed to the much greater number of actions forced by poor design decisions)

To me, there is something superbly symbolic in the fact that an astronaut, sent up as assistant to a series of computers, found that he worked more accurately and more intelligently than they. Inside the capsule, man is still in charge. ~ Adlai Stevenson

Debugging: The process of uncovering glitches by packaging prerelease software as finished products, then waiting for irate customers to report problems.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

NULL YORK: The territory of this state consists of the surface area of the pupils of every American's eyes, experienced as a bottomless pit. - THE INVISIBLE STATES OF AMERICA A TOURISM GUIDE BY UEL ARAMCHEK

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth. Not going all the way, and not starting. Siddhrtha Gautama -- Seth Godin , Poke the Box

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. -- Ogden Nash

Blue potatoes are ungainly things As are red and purple lamb chops Yet when we eat and creep and fall We never ask a silent question ~ Racter (The Policeman’s Beard is Half Constructed)

When one has suffered or fears suffering, one pities those who suffer; but when one is suffering, one pities only oneself. Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Emile or On Education

Oysters can change from one gender to another and back again.

Packages should build-depend on what they should build-depend. -- Santiago Vila on debian-devel

I not make what to coughand spit.

I am confused all yours civilities.

Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other. -- Carl Jung

'Tis the sharpness of our mind that gives the edge to our pains and pleasures. ~ Michele de Montaigne