India is a reservoir of alternative interpretations of what the global is, and these ways of viewing the world need to be exposed. ~ Bruno Latour

Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set. ~ Adlai Stevenson

It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for being right.

On the floor I am more at ease. I feel nearer, more part of the painting, since this way I can walk around it, work from the four sides and literally be in the painting. -- Jackson Pollock

I browse Reddit on my phone while on the toilet for shits and giggles. ―Jacbalson, Apr 2016

Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads 'one at a time, please'.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. -- Groucho Marx

This attempt to isolate cell constituents might have been a failure if they had been destroyed by the relative brutality of the technique employed. But this did not happen. ~ Albert Claude

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... Where was Stac Electronics when Microsoft invented Doublespace? Where were Xerox and Apple when Microsoft invented the GUI? Where was Apple's QuickTime when Microsoft invented Video for Windows? Where was Spyglass Inc.'s Mosaic when Microsoft invented Internet Explorer? Where was Sun when Microsoft invented Java?

The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman. -- Jack Handey

There is no desire more natural than the desire for knowledge. ~ Michele de Montaigne

In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me -- and by that time no one was left to speak up. -- Pastor Martin Niemoller

We have entered the cell, the Mansion of our birth, and started the inventory of our acquired wealth. ~ Albert Claude

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Poke the box How do computer programmers learn their art? Is there a step-by-step process that guarantees youll get good? All great programmers learn the same way. They poke the box. They code something and see what the computer does. They change it and see what the computer does. They repeat the process again and again until they figure out how the box works. The box might be a computer or it might be a market or it might be a customer or it might be your boss. Its a puzzle, one that can be solved in only one wayby poking. -- Seth Godin , Poke the Box

You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy and it's still the same song. -- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1

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Procian Of, or relating to, Saunt Proc or any of the Orders that claim descent from the Syntactic Faculties. Frequently seen as natural opponents of Halikaarnians. ~ From the glossary of 'Anathem' by Neal Stephenson