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You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

WITH BLEEDING INSIDE THE HEAD THERE IS A METALLIC TASTE AT THE BACK OF THE THROAT. -- Jenny Holzer

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

All the companies I've worked for have this deep problem of devolving to something like the hunting and gathering cultures of 100,000 years ago. If businesses could find a way to invent 'agriculture,' we could put the world back together and all would prosper. ~ Alan Kay

As a man is, so he sees. As the eye is formed, such are its powers. ~ William Blake

Full-stack developer: a software engineer who falsely believes that the web browser is the entire computer

You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh. -- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children"

There IS no God — but if you're any kind of real American, you'll demand that He treat you as an EQUAL.

Actually, typing random strings in the Finder does the equivalent of filename completion. (Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands: file completion vs. the Mac Finder.)

Disrupt: to undercut the competition by mislabeling employees as independent contractors & paying them less than minimum wage

Reply hazy, ask again later.

No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern. ~ Plato

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

If words are not things, or maps are not the actual territory, then, obviously, the only possible link between the objective world and the linguistic world is found in structure, and structure alone. ~ Alfred Korzybski

Anti-intellectualism has long been the anti-Semitism of the businessman. -- Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.

Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. -- Charles Bukowski

All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. -- Woody Allen

An idealist is one who helps the other fellow to make a profit. -- Henry Ford

Failed Attempts To Break Records In September 1978 Mr. Terry Gripton, of Stafford, failed to break the world shouting record by two and a half decibels. "I am not surprised he failed," his wife said afterwards. "He's really a very quiet man and doesn't even shout at me." In August of the same year Mr. Paul Anthony failed to break the record for continuous organ playing by 387 hours. His attempt at the Golden Fish Fry Restaurant in Manchester ended after 36 hours 10 minutes, when he was accused of disturbing the peace. "People complained I was too noisy," he said. In January 1976 Mr. Barry McQueen failed to walk backwards across the Menai Bridge playing the bagpipes. "It was raining heavily and my drone got waterlogged," he said. A TV cameraman thwarted Mr. Bob Specas' attempt to topple 100,000 dominoes at the Manhattan Center, New York on 9 June 1978. 97,500 dominoes had been set up when he dropped his press badge and set them off. -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"

JHM: I'm not putting quake in the kernel source but we should put quake in the boot floppies to one-up Caldera's tetris game.. ;>