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Matty-kun
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Carrying coffee when my arm started itching. A decision was made.

Ate some week old shrimp now my tongue is numb

You ever just stretch real good and then bring your fist full force down on your balls for the hell of it

Happy birthday! :salute:

That's good at least. I also got "some" sleep. I am beat.

Morning buddy. I hope you did as well.

Time to evaporate my balls

Yes. Or if you reply to him.

Whoa this is just like the movies! ​

I have not been this sore after a workout in a long time. It feels good but also hurts. Now I just need a ball gag and some rope

I think the lore is that I'm 4'9 and 400 pounds though

I would actually love to do this.

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What's your lifting regimen?

They're gonna kill her

What if you are a normie to me? Should I kill you then? What is the baseline litmus test?