Well said, fren.

>logistical sense

Money?

Physical location?

House big enough?

Completed education?

She will what if you into oblivion. Take what's yours and make a baby now.

You gotta turn those 🥛 🥛 into gallon jugs

balls in the dehydrator

IMPREGNATE THAT LADY

She'll be mad at you for a week if you stop choking her before she's fully unconscious.

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Inshallah you will have many tiddy in the face for years to come.

Dan took your virginity. Oh thank God 😮‍💨

I took your reality virginity :blobcatohnoes:

Girls do it every day :pepe_makeup:

TORDIS

I CAN'T LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS GRANDAD :blobcatohnoes:

:pepe_cry:

I'm leaving.

You should ask a doctor, grandad.

:blobcatpeek:

Any flat girl you may encounter so as to not kill yourself.

Just get her a push up bra :animu_shrug:

400? You fuck, you told me you were 500! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

"don't mind [dog name] she's always been protective"

This makes it a sweet thing rather than a dog about to murder them.

Alternatively: "don't mind [dog name] she gets jealous when I talk to ladies"