What season of the year can you wear a turtleneck but a half sleeve blouse???
Anyway. Pura Vida!🟣 
Struggling exists 😂
If there is no deletion, how about considering the option to edit in 5 mins after posting (including history)?
The our bladder 😂
Something species
📌 #letter
Dear #Nostr people,
Whenever “Like poles repel each other.” situation occurs, then something comes to the mind that why it doesn't work when we are in the shower while try to control the our bladder…..
Sincerely,
#nftenet
#Damus #Nostr
“Posts & Replies” part is a multitasking and sometimes me, an octopus! 🐙
💨 Is it normal for the food I ordered to smell somehow after 55 minutes have passed? 
🌧 Before you tell someone,
"Looks like the weather is rainy all the time over your house" about their greasy hair, consider that it's not even close to being a compliment.
Daily posting 🥊 Chilling on #Nostr for hours on a chaotic day
What is your fav TV series (comedy) ?
🟡 Friends
🟣 Brooklyn Nine Nine
🟢 How I Met Your Mother
🔴 The Big Bang Theory
🔵 Other
A couple goes to a restaurant for a date night and they choose a table to sit at.
A waiter appears and says to them:
“Please get off the table and sit on the chair.”
6 of my friends and I decided to meet at 7 pm and I was the only one who was punctual.
Here is my punctual face at least 20 mins straight:😐
Waking up before the alarm and payback time for the snooze button 
👋 Pura Vida Nostr or Damus🤣
🟪 Officially, I am now flesh and bones!!!
Tbh, if I am not me, I would find it ridiculous to try to match my hair to my clothes!😈 Even this emoji!!!😈😈😈
📌 PS: Nostr colors are addictive. Blame on it!😜
Reaching a customer representative is a full time job 
why they do dramas with mascara in their eyes when they wake up, despite some people who don't wear make up at all in real life…
Without salt, most good food is air.🫤
Why we never call “queen” 😐
If animals could solve their problems by talking, a lion never be the king of the jungle.
🌲Probably the king can be a parrot!🦜
🤪
#Nostr #Damus
🥄 I dunno what trouble the ladle spoon went through but I'm infected 
#Nostr #Damus
🥄 I dunno what trouble the ladle spoon went through but I'm infected