Someone should admit that not every beach with a lifeguard view is perfect.

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🍏 It must be killing you not to leave out the Apple logo on the stickers you put on your Apple laptop!🤪

💔 Real cheating is fake orgasm

🔒 While you wi-fi like “₺&@37383.::gjeeubd”, your credit card “1234” just doesn’t make any sense…

🐶 I dunno what it's going through but I got infected

#dog #dogstr

🎥 Carefully preparing snacks to watch a good movie and even eating the flower patterns on the plate during the credits…

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🧊 How do you measure a snake?

In inches (They don’t have feet.)

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#jokes #Nostr

🚗 While a bad driver uses the horn, a flashlight is enough for a good driver.

😎😎😎😎😎

🍿 You can also name your favorite science fiction movie other than Interstellar.

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💦 After shower, don't forget to dry the water inside your belly button!🤪

Thx me later!!🤣🤣

Garlic is the real medicine 🧄

Let the day begin 🔥

#coffee #coffeechain

Pura Vida my lovely friends 💜🧡

When an important character in a movie is changed, I get depressed all day.

🤸‍♀️ I hope you have a day where you don't feel uncomfortable like a piece of food stuck between your teeth!🤪🤪🤪

💋PURA VIDA 🟣🟠 #Nostr #plebchain

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Do whatever you gotta do

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Do whatever you want

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The best version of yourself

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What you do by focusing on the moment actually changes your past and future😊

How do you find a porcelain throne when you need to throw up?

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🔥 YES!!!! Talking to yourself is still perfectly normal.

Let’s continue!🤪

🍱 Why take a selfie with sushi at one of your eyes like a fish pirate?

🤣 #sushi #foodstr