Listening to #[0] interview with Lionel makes me want to fake my own death.

Unpopular opinion: red wine is best served chilled

Lol bro… no. Fuck no. Just stop. 😂

You show up in my notifications, you get ⚡zapped⚡

Guys I've shared 3 PHP libraries and nobody made any snarky remarks yet...

Sus...

LOL your name is really Pedro!?

i’m out of the loop this week.

wtf what is this?

And the courts keep allowing it. Despite the thousands of hours of work put in by the community to debunk, document and archive all the lies. Sad.

trying out broadcstr; very nice UI!

I refuse to use a money that another man can create for free.

Who is still here from before Christmas?

Added to my bookmarks seems very interesting, thanks

Remember when I told you, I have lot of nerdy stuff. I wasn't lying:

Entire Human History

13.5 billion

Matter and energy appear. Beginning of physics. Atoms and molecules appear. Beginning of chemistry.

4.5 billion

Formation of planet Earth.

3.8 billion

Emergence of organisms. Beginning of biology.

6 million

Last common grandmother of humans and chimpanzees.

2.5 million

Evolution of the genus Homo in Africa. First stone tools.

2 million

Humans spread from Africa to Eurasia. Evolution of different human species.

500,000

Neanderthals evolved in Europe and the Middle East.

300,000

Daily usage of fire.

200,000

Homo sapiens evolves in East Africa.

70,000

The Cognitive Revolution. Emergence of fictive language.

Beginning of history. Sapiens spread out of Africa.

45,000

Sapiens settle Australia. Extinction of Australian megafauna.

30,000

Extinction of Neanderthals.

16,000

Sapiens settle America. Extinction of American megafauna.

13,000

Extinction of Homo floresiensis. Homo sapiens the only surviving human species.

12,000

The Agricultural Revolution. Domestication of plants and animals. Permanent settlements.

5,000

First kingdoms, script and money. Polytheistic religions.

4,250

First empire – the Akkadian Empire of Sargon.

2,500

Invention of coinage – a universal money.

The Persian Empire – a universal political order ‘for the benefit of all humans’.

2,000

Han Empire in China. Roman Empire in the Mediterranean. Christianity.

1,400

Islam.

500

The Scientific Revolution. Humankind admits its ignorance and begins to acquire unprecedented power. Europeans begin to conquer America and the oceans. The entire planet becomes a single historical arena. The rise of capitalism.

200

The Industrial Revolution. Family and community are replaced by state and market. Massive extinction of plants and animals.