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You will never guess what happens at the end https://t.co/imoC5N5LmS https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822964001380204544/pu/vid/avc1/594x588/dWXloZxcRNDzfu_E.mp4?tag=12
Scientists have been communicating with apes using sign language since the 1960s and apes have never asked one question.
The longest sentence an ape has ever strung together is this.
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."- Nim Chimpsky https://t.co/6pR6TWnXTA 
This is what they do to you when you fall asleep under anesthesia 😳 https://t.co/pU6vNXsUXW https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822950437533741057/pu/vid/avc1/576x1024/zMcO4D34SuQbk4em.mp4?tag=12
Bro placed his shoe on the floor at a museum and people thought it was art 😭😭 https://t.co/CHpDFVlsMZ https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822896732994236416/pu/vid/avc1/576x1024/PI1OxQB6kkEepHWh.mp4?tag=12
A man fell behind a fridge at work and they didn’t find his body for 10 years… https://t.co/M8ktfKG6Qi https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822870563485835264/pu/vid/avc1/360x640/OEQoqKSMaFlgePnH.mp4?tag=12
They just wanted to have a break during an 8 hour work day in the heat… https://t.co/PaEyPWbbVQ https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822754544658288640/pu/vid/avc1/360x640/RVJEdfg6U2p8gm_-.mp4?tag=12
Doing this in a public grocery store is nasty work https://t.co/tnMkLwweP4 https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822750027472662528/pu/vid/avc1/480x854/BdDRnpZquXWxs889.mp4?tag=12
Ayesha Curry and Draymond Green reported to police that she was harassed and assaulted, and that her baby was hit while in France https://t.co/h07sTgfdJt https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822708781442101249/pu/vid/avc1/640x360/BUhdo0orquloc4DW.mp4?tag=12
The girl got cancer so all her classmates shaved their heads to show support ❤️🥹 https://t.co/ZV3hMPsino https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822684410447048704/pu/vid/avc1/720x890/7NEcqTg-c1H9vinK.mp4?tag=12
Dude stops in the middle of the road for a funeral procession and ends up getting hit by a truck https://t.co/dYkAxnHnPh https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822674339600244736/pu/vid/avc1/852x480/4D-D9nAtIUnP9GpQ.mp4?tag=12
Girl gets mad because he took her to starbucks on their first date https://t.co/jIw0tCyLxV https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822653708884168704/pu/vid/avc1/576x1024/inTNH_AAPpglyJGU.mp4?tag=12
In 2005, a medical technician invented Rapex to help prevent rape in South Africa. It resembles a female condom with sharp teeth. Any man who attempts to rape a woman impales himself on the teeth and must go to hospital to have the device removed https://t.co/blQpZKKrsm 
This cat was returned to the shelter because she wanted to cuddle her owners at night 💔 https://t.co/PWRLlc8VAM 
This mom put ankle weights on her son because he’s too fast 😭 https://t.co/3H8e5LakBz https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822607649386483712/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/ltBFkWLbP51DQ3_P.mp4?tag=12
A woman taking her bridal photos during the Beirut explosion that killed 218 people in 2020 https://t.co/zJwSOTfWGj https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822598843118108672/pu/vid/avc1/848x518/yWUq5AMTPV1wBiR-.mp4?tag=12
She caught her husband cheating on the baby monitor 😳 https://t.co/vNq4hcgnJI https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1822592554820419585/pu/vid/avc1/576x1024/TfVbIc55NWIbfWeT.mp4?tag=12