Someone give me financial advice. Like, generally.

There's only one right answer.

This is a bird strike.

A bird hit my window a few months ago and I haven’t gotten around to cleaning it yet.

At first I thought “What a dumb bird”.

But as I passed by the window I began to think “How many metaphorical windows have I flown into?”

Sometimes we don’t know the invisible fence is there until we get shocked.

Something to think about.

*POWELL: NO OBVIOUS CANDIDATE TO REPLACE USD AS RESERVE CURRENCY

You’ve been zapped

I wanna zap someone… first come first zapped

They are stepping on the gas and hitting the break simultaneously. The gas is the TGA and Repo, while the break is QT from the FED. It’s all narrative control and the manipulation of liquidity into the hands of the chosen ones.

Dabbing in the morning is a young man’s game cough cough cough

npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx can you please ask Lionel if she will sell signed Mandibles first editions for bitcoin? can’t find a way to contact her anywhere

Wrong!

Bread is diabetes!

Maybe today is Invoice day? Wouldn’t that be fun? Everyone just start sending invoices again?

Well, that was fun. Got some lag out, a few fetching errors but overall #[0]​ proved to be a formidable opponent. We 🫡 you.

#[1]

Criteria are clear

1. Funny meme

2. Someone says something interesting

3. Totally random message with no likes or replies needs love.

What the…who was that massive ⚡️…back to were I started over 400,000 ⚡️