I think I just “priested” a first #nostr wedding 😅

Please zap them for good luck! 🍀🎊

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Congratulations I pronounce you man and man! You may zap your man!!!

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Meanwhile the notifications

Me: 😄🍿

PLEBS GO TO HELL

In cinemas near you, this march! Still playing at block 999999

It was the interdimensional zap sending demons they did it!!!

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No, hue

Deez nuts

Ok, but this is better than Global tho 😂

I was born in it.

That is smart 😂

This is good tho. If a fucking bot could take down big part of #nostr it had to be done.

#ZapprIncident

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#zappr was an inside job

LOOK INTO IT

I lived through zappr incident.

Kill that thing!

That zappr thing was annoying but hoooooly shit! I didn’t see its full potential 🤣🤣🤣

#NotificationsKOed

That sounds like a good holiday plan! And probably the best time of the year to visit south of Portugal.

Looks very welcoming… Come to Europe, we’ll go dancing too.

Ahahahhaahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahaha

Same but I understand the hoenomics

Best tits always win 🤷🏻‍♂️

Naaah, a penis gets free of its robes when the penis feels like it

One in my johnson’s size please and with cutoff sleeves pls

I see what you doing here… This reverse psychology thingy not gonna work ser. 100 million sats and I will consider it

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Explain

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