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A farmer has three sons of varying intelligence, so he decides to give each of them a duck and tells them to go out and sell it for as much as they can.

The smartest of the bunch, puts the duck on eBay, claiming it has pure genetics and is hypoallergenic, and sells it for $40.

The average son brings the duck to auction and manages to get $25 for it.

The dimwitted son is going door to door with his duck on a leash trying to sell it, without any luck.

Finally, he gets to a house where a lonely old widower lives and she tells him she'll take the duck if he has sex with her so he agrees.

Afterward, as he gets up to leave he realizes he didn't get any money for the duck so he asks for it back.

She tells him he can have it back if he makes love to her again, so he obliges and leaves with the duck.

While walking home on the side of the road an 18-wheeler driving by got a little too close to the shoulder and ended up running his duck over.

The driver, overcome with guilt decides to give the man $50 for the damages.

All three sons return home and the father asks how they did. The average son goes first and tells his father he got $25 for his duck at auction to which the father approves.

The smartest son tells him how he created a bidding war for his duck online and drove the price all the way to $40!

The father is amazed at his ingenuity. Finally, he looks at his dimwitted son and asks how his day went.

The son replied, "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $50 for a fucked up duck!

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