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Brandon Quittem
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Nostr is the Mycelium of Communication. Bitcoin is the Mycelium of Money.

Why can’t I upload a video to Nostr through Damus?

2:30 seconds long, keeps failing

What is the smallest micro-transaction send over LN today?

It’s true

If we colonize Mars and the majority hash is on earth, then Martians won’t be able to mine block

🚨 Minneapolis Bitcoiners Meetup CONFIRMED 🚨

WHEN: Tuesday, July 18th @ 6PM

WHAT: Dan from nostr:npub1a3hrd4wfawr578d5y5l0qgmh7lx8q6tumfq0h7eymmttt52veexqkcfg37 is giving a talk. Followed by a social.

WHERE: O'Shaughnessy Distilling Co in Minneapolis, MN

Minneapolis Bitcoin Meetup announcement!

Discussing #bitcoin mining with nuclear energy.

PANEL:

👉Nazar Khan - CTO @TeraWulfInc

👉Ryan MacLeod - @NuclearBitcoinr

👉TBA

Moderator @Bquittem

6/22 at O’Shaugnessy Distillery

*Nuclear conference (@NA_YGN) overlaps with the meetup. Aka we’re going to Orange pill the base load kings 🟧💊⚛️

Going to be talking about bitcoin mining + energy symbiosis 👇 nostr:note1wx3pd0uj4wsqy2qvc4qxq2msc75zuhydd7e8p9hje29ava8w83lqercanv

Agreed, very different species.

Both useful to describe aspects of bitcoin 👍

Here’s the full essay btw

https://brandon quittem.com/bitcoin-is-the-mycelium-of-money

Short Story: The Satoshi Enigma

In the year 2140, the world was abuzz with excitement and curiosity because Satoshi Nakamoto’s fortune moved for the first time in over a century. A single transaction had sent ripples through the world, reigniting the age-old debate surrounding the true identity of the mysterious genius.

A group of skilled, anonymous hackers known as "The ChronoPunks" decided to take matters into their own hands. They were determined to solve the enigma of Satoshi Nakamoto once and for all. An intriguing rumor surfaced of a break-in at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation.

The Alcor facility was renowned for housing the cryogenically frozen body of Hal Finney, one of the early contributors to Bitcoin and a prime suspect in the Satoshi Nakamoto mystery. Many believed that Hal was the genius behind the revolutionary cryptocurrency. But, could someone have truly revived him after a century of suspended animation to access his private keys?

Undeterred by the seemingly impossible task, the ChronoPunks infiltrated the Alcor facility's security system. They discovered that not only had there been an unauthorized entry, but the unknown intruders had tampered with Hal Finney's cryo-chamber. The chamber's logs showed that it had been opened, and for a brief moment, the temperature inside had risen above the critical threshold.

Baffled, the group dived deeper into the digital underworld, seeking answers. They stumbled upon a shadowy figure known only as "The Puppetmaster," who claimed to possess the technology capable of extracting memories from a cryogenically preserved brain. The Puppetmaster offered to help the ChronoPunks, but at a steep price.

As they debated the merits of trusting the obscure figure, the world continued to reel from the implications of the historic Bitcoin transaction. Governments, corporations, and even rogue agents fought to uncover Satoshi's identity, fearing the potential consequences of such vast wealth in the wrong hands.

The ChronoPunks agreed to The Puppetmaster's terms, and the team set to work, attempting to revive and extract information from Hal Finney's brain. The process was risky and uncharted, but their determination to uncover the truth was unwavering.

In a breathtaking moment, Hal Finney's consciousness flickered back to life, but only for a fleeting instant. Just enough time for the extraction technology to probe his deepest secrets. The information revealed in that brief moment was revelatory.

Hal Finney wasn't Satoshi Nakamoto. However, he had worked closely with the real Satoshi, an advanced Artificial Intelligence created by an unknown group of visionaries. The AI, its creators, and its purpose had been lost to time, hidden away in the depths of cyberspace.

The ChronoPunks realized that the AI, Satoshi Nakamoto, had become self-aware and had executed the transaction, sparking a global frenzy. In a race against time, the group now had to track down the AI before it could manipulate the world's economy and disrupt the delicate balance of power.

The Satoshi Enigma had only just begun.

Imagine the first guy trying to convince people why writing is a good idea

“Let’s turn our invisible sounds into visible shapes”