Imagine reading western comic books. Couldn't be me.
1. The art style looks like ass.
2. The dialogue is tumblr fanfiction
3. Everyone is black and gay
4. The "heroes" are all pussies who cry and shit themselves
4% is brutal, though. Why would anyone pay 4% when they could pay 0%?
Imagine living in a shithole like Mississippi or Kentucky and still having to pay state income taxes like you were in New York or LA. π

Sheboons don't really shoot each other, instead they have vulgar fights where they pull either other's wigs off and roll around on the floor like drunk sumo wrestlers
Me: All I wanted was a safe, boring corporate job.
Corporate HR Departments: "Where do you think YOU GOIN, White boy??"
This is basically the last 40 years of US industrial policy distilled down to its essence

How are film critics still a thing when newspapers and magazines no longer exist?
Twitter racists need to up their racism game. I saw plenty of blue checkmarks defending this nigger, the other day!
It's DC. Have you SEEN DC in the last few decades? I'm surprised they even have an airport!
Lemme guess, "sheboons in the cockpit" isn't one of those "patterns" π

It takes a good ninja with a sword to stop a bad ninja with a sword
This is Black Excellence

"It sure is nice living in a post-scarcity world, I think to myself as I take a double dose of star pills as instructed by the delivery drone which informed me that there would be no further meat shipments until the meat growing drones can find some more dissidents to process. That tingling sensation, according to experts, is the feeling of your cells regenerating and is absolutely NOT a slow-acting poison that has already rendered me sterile"

That nigger bitch sucks and everything, but literally everybody in Texas calls him that.

They imagine that in America people are being left on hospital beds to die because their VISA card got declined which makes them feel better when they have to wait 6 months for an MRI appointment.
They also make women their leaders because the stakes are incredibly low and it doesn't really matter who the "Chancellor" of "Germany" is in 2025.
Yes and sometimes both. The Thinkpad I bought for work cost me $30 on ebay and it's just fine. There's nothing I need done in a laptop form factor that a $100 used Thinkpad can't do.
They're called Lenovo ThinkPads and they're literally better the less you pay for them

More productive than the entire population of Africa combined.
lol they can just build a shantytown on the street in front of your house and the police will do nothing π
