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An Ice King
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Ice King of Nostr since 774,524 I am just an unfrozen lawyer that became a caveman. Your Memes and Zaps frighten and confuse me.

Prediction:

Canada will adopt the Bitcoin Standard by 2035.

I am very glad to have Bitcoin and nostr. I also liked my iPhone but based on the Damus situation my next phone will be a graphene phone and running an embassy OS with it.

https://store.start9.com

Nostr is a hotbed for 4th amendment enthusiasts.

Are you one of them?

Listen up Apple.

Zaps are here. Get used to it.

Sincerely,

#[0]​

Fellow Nostriches,

I am going to switch to Damus on Android if Apple Bans our freedom of speech.

Also, is it really true that Matt #[0]​ is Steve Jobs’ son? He really does look like Steve when he was the same age…

Perhaps Matt could use the “I am Steve Jobs’ son” as an angle to get Apple to leave Damus in the App Store? I believe this tactic has worked in the past on television programs in Central America.

I rather have the freedom to speak on nostr than the freedom to see 3D virtual environments in a metaverse.

Tin Foil Hat Prediction:

After Gary shutters the shitcoin casinos in the US, they will rehab FTX and give it a monopoly on shitcoin securities in the states.

In retrospect, it was obvious.

Nostr poll:

Does Gary really understand the difference between Bitcoin and crypto?

RIP Bitcoin

2009-2023

Just kidding

What is the Best Meme of 2023 So Far?

I think Silo on Apple streaming service would be a hit for the nostr community. Not many people have heard of it yet. You should check it out.

https://www.apple.com/tv-pr/originals/silo/trailers-videos/

Ham Radio is the original decentralized communications technology.

Nostr,

Everyday we get closer to having a nfc multi sig with your toothbrush.

https://youtu.be/EPytrn8i8sc

Bitcoin demonizes the political class and remonetizes the productive class.

In the United States, Democrats have officially fully transitioned into Banana Republicans.

One day, they will make a movie about the early days of nostr.

How many sats will the ticket to see it cost?

Pro Tip:

Don’t watch shows like Black Mirror or Human Centipede.