I posted this on Gab and a Boomer got all huffy

Me: I want to have a big, fluffy tail

Girl: Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

I'm the nutrient and life support chamber for 9 months

I'm making redheads

Sometimes you don't care how it sounds when you really need to get railed

I wish we were 😔

Redclaw 2028

As your stunning and statuesque President, this is how I will respond to po' blax rioting in da street, yo.

Just people living in the moment

youtu.be/JAtKx_Asx9c

No, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to color within the lines.

Pi pies are acceptable, though

They say some guy is watched Lord of the rings 8 trillion times on Netflix

I might reach that with this video

Or, you know, it's a software bug, because diberzity is our strength.

"qt 3.14"

OMG, just say "cute"

Glitch McConnell

Sometimes I wonder how Wuhan kitty is doing