YES.

pull an uno reverse on these weak-willed fools

wasn’t actually expecting an answer, but I’m glad to hear you’re in a good mood 💜

okay, how many of you got laid last night?

my million dollar question. still working on it.

(definitely do not stop)

my ideal Friday night

pls stop flaunting your 🔥 music taste

I knew Megan Fox and MGK weren’t going to last after they started talking about that twin flame bullshit and the red flags just kept rolling in 🙄

“if I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more”

- jane austen

yes, that’s linked to here

don’t know how, never done it before.

thank you 💜

tried to do some valentines themed makeup, not sure if the execution was on point but I give myself an A for effort

I don’t want flowers and chocolates today, I want sats and badly written poetry.

bilkul

now we can talk shit about everyone in Urdu/Hindi 😉

Ha! I have neither the tits nor the moral deficiencies to go into sex work, but it’s a fun dream regardless

Had a dream last night in which I was a stripper but instead of dollar bills, I got sats ⚡️

Maybe it’s time for a nostr break?

because they’re high in fat and fatty foods boost dopamine

gonna have one tonight 🍔