Your wife sounds fun 🤙

Oof, those hit the spot every single time 🔥

Ain’t nothin guilty about that

Find somebody who’s still awake to annoy

I’m kind of in a silly mood and I don’t want to sleep 🙃

Progress over perfection

🌚

It’s hard to fathom how absolutely miserable these low-lives must be, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Some people on here are frankly nauseating and I’m sorry for anyone who’s been their target.

yes.

The other one looks more like him, I think (facially, least). The bone structure on this one is too angular.

I’m amused. I’m sure he’ll like it. You missed the nose ring, if he still wears one; would’ve completed the look.

Just watched it with my teenage sister last night, she loved Landon’s character (unsurprisingly)

‘A woman is not written in braille; you don’t have to touch her to know her’

Pride and Prejudice (2005) and A Beautiful Mind

A psychic on the internet who had never seen my face, known my name, or anything about me except for the fake email I gave her predicted my entire career and last relationship years ago, but you’re right about the rest

Never trust a cure from the system that made you sick

Currently enjoying tomato soup at Boudin 🥣 Going to whip up some chocolate-hazelnut lava cakes when I get home

Not sure what happened, it’s telling me the invoice was paid an hour ago when I just posted this 10 minutes ago? I must’ve done something wrong.

Thank you, though! 💜

I’m posting an invoice for the first time (not sure if it’s right), if anyone would be kind enough to zap me, I’d be deeply appreciative

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