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Leaf Lord
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For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf"

Very light hearted day today. I think today I will go discover something new in the area. Make sure to explore your local area too

Shitting dick nipples. An absolute classic

She shoulda taken out da gabagool

Does anyone want to play some Rust?

The crazy shit rich people tell poors is hilarious. "I WAKE UP AT 3 AM AND DO 1000 PUSHUPS THEN GET ON THAT GRIND" I am convinced there's some weird humiliation ritual involved in this.

>be me

>successful businessnigger

>wake up at 6 am

>groan

>fall asleep until 10 am

>play vidya

>ignore my emails

>ignore my calls

>ignore my texts

>do a business thing once in a while

This is what the true grind is like (ignoring emails)

Butthole yeast infection

>get gorillion notifications

>oh boy who did I piss off this time?

>it's Colleen liking my epic tweets

Everything went better than expected

Anyways I hate niggers.

Always has been, my ninja

I am kind of sad that I did not get to experience the PC boom of the 80s.

This is a sage who has reached enlightenment

THE TITAN SUB HAS FALLEN.

BILLIONAIRES DEAD.

I'm beginning to feel like a brap god

Seeing a whole lot of pretty blondes lately. This holds some sort of significance.

bruh ong

she gotta be so ripe my nigga that i just shit and vomit

need me a thotty bitch