This guy once straight faced stated: "if you criticize me, you criticize science. Because I am science".
Got a book deal, too. Time magazine man of the year!
I've lost count on conspiracy theories proven true the past 4 years.
The dinner you make when you're moving at the end of the week and don't want to fill the refrigerator.
Green beans tossed in olive oil, garlic and a pinch of salt. What's left of my home made focaccia used as a bed for a poor man's bruschetta.
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Punks used to cross-dress.
Just saying.
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And Papa swoops in for the save with the cannoli! 
And of course Sunday afternoon at Mamma's... pasta al forno, Veal è patate! This was for 3 of us for a "small/light" lunch. O mamma!
Extra laps at the pool tonight after the past few days! 🤣
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What a time to be alive. 
I got some balance, but it's hard when ya got dis much swaggah
Had that awkward level of pasta in the package remaining, where it's not good enough in quantity to make for a dinner of two - and you never eat alone. Two packages of farfalle (spelt) and fusilli. Finally had a 💡 moment.
Awkward ingredients to work with, but as long as an Italian has cheese, garlic and pancetta. We can usually whip up something pretty good.
Whipped up and thickened some milk, added butter and a lot of cheddar+Asiago. Dumped the pancetta, onions, garlic and bell peppers in, along with the pasta. Slapped it in the oven. Bada boom, bada bing I got the Rolls Royce Deluxe MacN'Cheese.
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I mean, who can really continue to deny the absolute? At this point, anyone still on some sort of high horse, is just a weakling. Too weak to look down and acknowledge it ain't a horse they are sitting atop.
It's a mound of horse shit. 
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DON'T KILL ME!
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