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Lockpicking skills

Level: noob

Lock begging to be picked

Level: expert

First try

Barely touch the joystick

Lockpick: snaps angrily

Dear lordt 😳

Total lockpicks used:

3

Mood: I AM A FUCKING GOD!

Open skyrim.

Who tf are you?!

Oh God!

Oh yeah, that's right.

I lost my man servant and became a lesbian.

I didn't want him anyway, I wanted sven... (forever my skyrim boo) but I fucked that up because of the drama with his other lady.

Where the fuck are we?!

Oh God, are we in a dungeon?

Are we in a fucking dungeon?!

Did I -- I would -- I didn't -- did I?

No?

Omg where are we?!

Don't let me touch anything!

I'm probably at max.

You're probably at max too just carrying my booty.

Shit.

😭 I don't know where I am!

I don't know what mission I'm on!

Ooh look!

A door! ^_^

Opens door.

Dead bodies everywhere.

Still clothed.

Yupp, I've been here... and I must be at max weight if there's things unpillaged.

Goddammit it...

I guess I'll just go in the opposite direction then.

https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1794994485610291617?t=q5ivWpADwpOuQrOj6qPTGw&s=19

Growing up with cartoons like this... we weren't too young to understand. Some people looked at it like instructions, others like myself, knew society was doomed.

😳

Put your pants on!

Does it still count if you lost your life, you're dead on the inside, but technically still breathing?

Do we thank the people we assassinated too, or no?

https://x.com/mikepompeo/status/1795090706567995618?t=dFAYgu9NOyH4kHJUmjno2A&s=19

It hath absconded

Find guy in random comment section... see he wants to die... go to channel... see he has no friends.... :(

https://youtu.be/ffyi9BppCso?si=ITX2n6uJDfYGyUAy

Real life just be catching up too quick.

That's when you look it dead in the eye, and you tell it to obey you.

Put it in it's place.