Friends: don't worry we got you... here.
*hands over vodka*
Me: bitch it's not even noon! We have to function and shit...
*insert accent*
Today, we are russian.
🙏
Dear lordt... halp.
Mood:
... knowing that I have only 10 more minutes to relax.
Another day- Another mole hill looking like a mountain
On April 5, JABA experienced what its CEO Marta Keane called a cybersecurity incident.
The FBI confirmed that it was made aware of a ransomware attack on some of JABA's systems.
"What secrets are in your email inbox? Maybe old messages containing sensitive documents, other SaaS applications, all in either Google Workspace and Microsoft 365 or otherwise -- business email compromise is a worthwhile conversation: jh.live/Oy1-W5CmrWQ"
It kinda fits though
Please help spread awareness on mechanical sex. Protect the women.
https://x.com/RishiSunak/status/1797533078505836877?t=6hGoy4nDiblP54ks2cHmKQ&s=19
What if I don't like hot on my dick?
And will we be doing pills? Because I don't like needles on my dick either.
Can I just roll it around on some cocaine and bounce it on some titty shaped shoots?
I also have some questions about the nicotine....
The future is now
MSM is dying
Now we all sit around in a support group and discuss our feelings on the latest memes from the bakers and frogs.
https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1797460321608810808?t=TK-y9TDIdskUdjfmA7qPQw&s=19
Bro rly - suprised you didn't do nfts at least two years ago -- YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE CRYPTO 😭 - NOW YOU'RE ONE OF THEM! 😭
https://x.com/RealOGAnonymous/status/1796322581102162080?t=Ho6fuAnd1M_oCsQdB0MXuw&s=19
This is officially part of the reason it's not my kink anymore
Shame rly
Shut it down