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THE BOB ROSS OF KILLING NIGGERS

NOT A BAD WAY TO GO I SUPPOSE

IF IT WORKS IT WORKS

OCCASIONAL SUDDEN FLASHES OF PAIN IN THE BRAIN

SEEMINGLY SOMEWHERE IN LOWER RIGHT PART

THE PICKUP TRUCK OF NEAR FUTURE

IVE OFTEN THOUGHT OF USING A ONE SPEED COASTER BRAKE CRUISER WITH A FRICTION DRIVE FROM A WEEDWHIP IN LIEU OF GEARING FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO GO UPHILL

GEARED HUB MANUFACTURERS REALLY PROPAGANDIZED THE MARKET INTO BELIEVING PLANETARY GEARS ARE ONLY 2-3% LESS EFFICIENT THAN DERAILLEUR

NIGGER ITS MORE THAN TEN PERCENT

MORE THAN A TENTH OFF YOUR MAXIMUM DISTANCE

MORE THAN A TENTH MORE TIRED FOR THE SAME SPEED AND DISTANCE

IDK WHAT KIND OF PERFECT SPHERE VACUUM CHAMBER DIAMOND LUBRICATED CARBON NANOTUBE GEARED HUB THEY TESTED AGAINST A RUSTED AND BUSTED DERAILLEUR

THE BONE HURTN SNEEZE

FROM START, LOWEST GEAR, WHEEL SPEEDS UP, GEAR SHIFTS UP, RESISTANCE INCREASES, UNTIL PEDALING RESISTANCE AT OPTIMUM CADENCE BALANCES OUT

IT TRACKS I GUESS

BUT THERE COULD BE SOME AWKWARD MOMENTS DEPENDING ON HOW SENSITIVE THIS IS

SHOULDN'T IT BE ON THE CRANKS HOWEVER? IF THE GOAL IS CONSTANT OPTIMAL CADENCE SHOULDN'T IT SHIFT DOWN IF CRANKS GO TOO SLOW AND SHIFT UP IF THEY GO TOO FAST?

I GUESS EITHER THE WHEEL OR CRANKSET WORKS

WHY DID THE PHONE AUTOCORRECT POP UP THE WORD SIGMOID AND SUGGESTED COLON AFTER IT

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IF I TYPE TRANS AND SPACEBAR IT SUGGESTS WOMEN

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DID WE GET TOO SMARTPHONEY, MARK OF THE BEAST BROS

NIGGA WANTED TO BECOME A FEMOID

BECAME A SIGMOID-COLON INSTEAD

I'VE BEEN TO A HOMELESS SHELTER, ID RATHER SLEEP IN THE ROUGH

THE KIND OF HELP THESE INITIATIVES OFFER IS MOST OFTEN WORSE THAN ABSENCE OF HELP

HEHE

OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY THE GUY WHO BUILT IT

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autobike

BUT INTERESTING PRINCIPLE

TWO SPRUNG UP WEIGHTS INSIDE THE SPOKES OF A WHEEL AND ONCE WHEEL GOES FAST ENOUGH TO MOVE EM APART, IT SHIFTS UP