THERE ARE MAC AND CHEESE SOUNDS COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE FISH

HONEY WHATS GOING ON

SORRY I CAN NO LONGER KEEP THIS SECRET I MUST TELL YOU THE TRUTH IM NOT A BIG ACCOUNT IM ACTUALLY TWO SMALL ACCOUNTS IN A TRENCHCOAT

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BIRDS CAN STILL CARRY THESE OFF AND RACCOONS AND POSSUMS HAVE A NASTY HABIT OF CHEWING OFF PARTS THEY CAN REACH THROUGH BARS AND NETTING

PARTICULARLY POSSUMS BITING OFF CHICKENS HEADS AND LEAVING THE REST OF THE CARCASS

THE FUCKERS

"Old Chinese folk tale about why the rabbit is so respected, and how it earned its place on the zodiac. Basically, there was a tall mountain that all the zodiac lived upon, and they lived in discord. The rabbit was the weakest of them, even weaker than the rat, because of his scheming and shrewd ways. But the rabbit loved to play games and was very nimble. One day the rabbit had had enough of being the least respected, and decided he would be king of the mountain. Through cunning, taunts, traps, and persuasion, he got each zodiac to understand his strengths and respect him as a fellow zodiac. The tiger, however, refused. He was too proud, and saw no merit in the rabbit's weak form and gentle demeanor. Knowing this, the rabbit challenged him to a duel, only to lead him into a patch of bamboo shoots that he had bound tight before hand. When tiger thought he was going to win, rabbit released the bamboo shoots, and as they shot up to their full height, tiger was impaled along his flanks, and the blood left blackened stripes all along his hide. Trapped in the air, he roared and cursed the rabbit, but eventually admitted defeat. Afterwards, the rabbit asked each of the zodiacs to rule over the mountain for one year, then to pass it to the next."

HE GOT DARED TO DO IT BY HIS FRIENDS, G U A R A N T E E D

IM BIG IN JAPAN

ITS ONLY HERE THAT IM 4'8"

I WISH I HAD A KEYBOARD RN

THUMB TYPING IS HORRIBLE

DONT EVEN WANNA WRITE

I WANT TO WRITE BUT NOT WITH ONE THUMB

N - TERNATIONAL

A - PEDO

T - DEFENSE

O - FORCE

IF YOU DON'T LARP, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU

IM MAKING A ROMAN HELMET OUT OF CARDBOARD AS WE SPEAK!

THE WEAKEST SIDEWALKS AND LAWNS CYCLIST COULD KILL THE STRONGEST AUTOMOTIVE ROADWAY CYCLIST WITH A BALL PEEN HAMMER

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC OR WE'RE IN FOR MASS DIEOFF

ITS SO OVER BREHS

IM TOO HOMELESS TO LIVE

WOOSH HEY GUYS WELL LOOKS LIKE BECAUSE OF ALL OF ALL O THIS WERE GONNA HAVE TO TONE DOWN ON THE SWEAR WORDS AND LEWD PICTURES OK

DONT WANNA RUIN YOUR REPUTATION WHAT WITH ALL THE SOCIAL CIRCLES US ELITES ROTATE IN

LETS POST TASTEFUL PICTURES INSTEAD OF NEET GIRLS SAD AND WITH BAGS UNDER THEIR EYES ( I CAN SAVE HER )

I HAVE WRITTEN UP AND DELETED THREE CRUDE PENETRATION JOKES IN RESPONSE TO THIS

IM COOKIN WHITE MUSHROOMS BECAUSE I AM A WHITE MUSHROOM

UH YEAH ID FORGIVE AND MAN UP AND MARRY A GIRL WHO MASTURBATES TO PORN AND STUFF

NO PROBLEM WITH THAT

THIS POST IS MADE IN SUPPORT OF THE AMERICAN ROBIN -- "MORE FUN TO WATCH THAN ANYTHING ON TV !"

THE GLORY OF THE WIFEBEATER IMPERIUM SHALL REIGN ETERNAL, PROPPED UP BY CENTURIES OF PROFICIENT WIFE-COMBAT

I REMEMBER TAPIR SAYING THAT BEFORE COVID THEY WERE BASICALLY WINNING THE SHELTER WAR AND THERE WAS A VERY REAL HOPE THAT THEY COULD GET EVERYTHING BUTTONED DOWN TO ZERO -- MOST DOGS SANS VERY SPECIFIC CASES ARE OWNED IN PRIVATE HOMES

THE THEORY AT THE TIME WAS PUPPY MILL OVERPRODUCTION

AFTER COVID IT TURNED OUT -- NO, ITS PRIVATE HOMES BREEDING SHITBULS IN THEIR BACKYARD FOR EXTRA CASH AND FLOODING THE FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE WITH COVID PUPPIES

AND NOW THE SHELTER WAR IS ALL BUT LOST BECAUSE AT THREE MONTHS OLD THEY BEGIN MANIFESTING THE BEHAVIORAL TRAITS OF THEIR BREED AND WOOPSIE DOOPSIE POOPSIE

NUGGER CORP COMMITS TO A HIGHER STANDARD OF BATHROOM CLEANLINESS 💪