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THE BOB ROSS OF KILLING NIGGERS

youtube.com/watch?v=4jMZHBHL7mM

PERMANENTLY TECH-BRAINED, QUESTING FOR THE KILLER APP, TECHNIQUE, OR GADGET, THAT WILL SOLVE THE WHATEVER PROBLEM

THE ONLY DUB HERE IS YOURS MY FRIEND FOR HAVING DERIVED SOME ENJOUMENT OUT OF THIS POST

SO LIKE WHAT WAS ROB STARKS TAX POLICY

OR CERCEI LANNISTERS

WHEN SHES IN CHARGE OF STORMWIND CITY IN THE FUCKEN DANCIN WITH DRAGONS

"CARL SCHZMIDTDT !

I, ITALIAN STALLION POPE BOYARDEE HEREBY EXCOMMUNICATE YOU FROM THE HOLY CATHOLIC APOSTOLIC INDEFECTIBLE AND REALLY COOL CHURCH

FOR LITERALLY NO REASON AT ALL OTHER THAN BECAUSE YOU ARE A NAZI AND THATS A PROTESTANT MOVEMENT WHICH MAKES ME UPSET AND THATS THE ONLY REASON

IM CHANGING THE LOCK ON THE TREASURY OF MERITS JUST IN CASE"

"DARN

THAT SUCKS MAJOR DING

BECAUSE ALL POLITICS IS INFORMED BY THEOLOGY

SO LIKE HOBBESES LEVIATHAN, BUT NOT AS A METAPHOR -- ACTUAL BIBLICAL LEVIATHAN

GET IT

THE TOTAL STATE"

"UH OK

WERE DONE SO

SO LEAVE"

"MAYBE HITLER IS LIKE AN ANTICHRIST BUT THATS A GOOD THING

SECULAR MIRACLE -- DICTATOR ARISES OUT OF NOWHERE EMBODIES WORLDLY LAW -- BAM, ESTABLISHES WORLDLY PEACE

. . .

ALSO MAYBE CHRIST IS LIKE A PROMETHEAN FIGURE

THE FATHER AND THE SON ARE ALSO FRIEND-ENEMY DISTINCTION, THEY'RE AT WAR"

"PLEASE LEAVE"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

SAFETYISM AND SOLUTIONISM

FORESKIN BUBBLE

P I S S B L A S T

U L T R A

I WANNA BE

THE MOST DEPRESSED

LIKE NOONE EVER WAS

TO CRY ALOT IS MY REAL TEEEST

TO WHINE AND WHINGE AND MOAN

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE NET

WHINING FAR AND WIIIIDE

BUT SOCIALIZE I NEVER WILL

I'D RATHER STAY INSIIIIDE

WE SHALL ALWAYS REMEMBER

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT GREAT LOSS OF SHIPS AND MAN

*FAILS TO REMEMBER MORE THAN ONE AT A TIME*

NO SMALL THING EITHER

THOUGHT ID DIE IN MY SLEEP AND I DIDNT

GLORY TO GOD

WHY ARE THERE DIDNYWORL AT TATSCH&NAOKI REDZONE

HEY GUYS I CANT FIND MY PHONE CAN YOU DIAL ME UP OK HTANKS

THERE ARE SEVERAL OF THESE KINDS OF PRODUCTS ON THE MARKET

THEY ALL WORK FINE, THEY'RE ALL A BIT OVERPRICED FOR WHAT THEY ARE (A POT WITH A SILICONE BASED THERMOCOUPLE GLUED TO THE BOTTOM), AND THEY ALL RUN THE RISK OF BURNING OUT THE THERMOCOUPLE IF YOU LET THE WATER BOIL OUT COMPLETELY

THERE ARE EVEN YOUTUBE TUTORIALS ON HOW TO MAKE ONE YOURSELF OUT OF RADIOSHACK PARTS

I FIGURE THAT IF THE THERMOCOUPLE CAN BE SHIELDED FROM CUP INTERIOR MECHANICALLY SO ITS EASY TO CLEAN -- ITS NO LOSS TO TAKE IT OVER A REGULAR POT OR CUP THAT SIZE

YOU'RE GONNA BE BOILING WATER FOR COFFEE OR SOUP OR WHATEVER ANYWAY

youtube.com/watch?v=58b8Acjwtl4&list=PLnLabtml3UCVHPeBdfe6OK7CbxG5TnURa&index=6

TURN THAT FROWN

RIGHT SIDE UP

LEMME TELL YOU SOME

*MEATY CRUNCH SOUND EFFECT*