I WISH I COULD REVIEW ALL OF MY POSTS AND LEAVE THE QUALITY ONES AND DELETE ALL OF THE DALLAS-SALLAD AND KILL JESTER POSTS

THE FAGOT RODENTS

YEARN FOR THE SEED OILS

ID LIKE

A RAVIOLY

JUST ONE RAVIOLINE

LMAO THATS WHAT THEY DO TO THE PEAR TREE IN MY BACKYARD

AND THEN THE PEARS FERMENT IN THE LAWN AND WE GET DRUNK DOVES AND BEES AND WASPS FLYING AROUND THE BACKYARD

WE HAVE TO GO AROUND THE YARD TOSSING THE PEARS INTO THE CREEK

I DONT KNOW WHY BUT ITS FUCKED UP FUNNY LOOKIN

SORRY, IT PASSED ME BY

THEY HAVE LIKE A FAT RETARD APPLE AND A CINAMON STICK THATS LIKE A REGGAE STONER

ITS NIGGERED AND GROSS

SORRY I HAVEN WATCHED TV SINCE 2008

I WISH CEREALS HAD ANIME GIRL MASCOTS

IMAGINE SEEING THIS ON THE BOX IN YOUR LOCAL SHMART INSTEAD OF THE NIGGER AND WIGGER DYNAMIC DUO HERE

nostr:note1h6hze5wlzfszhv34q8gug3ay3q0lphnut4eptehpflvkp6rk2gvs9pdwa7

THE CEREAL

70S GREENHEADS WERE LIKE "OOOO EMPTY SHELVES BECAUSE OF PEAK OIL"

NO YOU NIGGER, EMPTY SHELVES BECAUSE THE REGIME DELIBERATELY PURSUED POLICIES THAT A BLIND RETARD COULD TELL YOU RESULTS IN EMPTY SHELVES

SHOOT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BERETTA JETFIRE

nostr:note1h6hze5wlzfszhv34q8gug3ay3q0lphnut4eptehpflvkp6rk2gvs9pdwa7

LOVELY

AND THEY'LL ENTER THE NORMAL TRUCKING INFRASTRUCTURE LIKE WEIGH STATIONS AND FUCK IT OVER WITH CONSTANT EMERGENCIES

SO EMPTY SHELVES AT KROGER

WOWEE

NEON YENESISU BENINGIN

DO WE HAVE INSTANCE SPIRIT

IF SO LETS HEAR IT

ITS JUST BANTER

(WHEN WE DO IT)

WHAT PUT ME ON THIS THOUGHT WAS THE THIEVES GUILD FROM HEROES 3 THAT YOU AND YOUR ENEMIES USE TO SPY ON EACH OTHER FROM LIKE THE CITY TAVERN

I JUST HAD THIS MOMENT OF "HUH, HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT EVEN WORK. WHAT IS A THIEVES GUILD ANYWAY, LIKE HOW ISN'T IT JUST OUTLAWED AND WHY IS IT CALLED THAT IN ABOVE BOARD OPERATIONS"

AND ITS DONE FROM A TAVERN TOO, WHERE YOU HIRE THE HEROES THAT LEAD YOUR ARMIES AS GENERALS

AND YOU'RE NOT REALLY LIMITED BY FACTION, YOU CAN HIRE ENEMY FACTION HEROES

IIRC YOU CAN EVEN HIRE ENEMY HEROES IF YOUVE SMACKED ONE DEAD AND THE OTHER GUY DOESN'T REBUY HIM, THE SMACKED HERO EVENTUALLY POPS UP IN THE TAVERN ROTATION

HMM

APPEARS ON MY TIMELINE

MUST BE A SIGN

TIME TO RELISTEN

BUT WERE THERE MERCENARY GUILDS

I KNOW THERE WERE MERCENARY COMPANIES BUT NOT LIKE A CHAPTERHOUSE AND APPRENTICESHIP SYSTEM

"ADVENTURERS GUILD" BUT ITS THE SAME AS THE "THIEVES GUILD" AND ITS LITERALLY JUST A EUPHEMISM FOR ORGANIZED CRIME LIKE "THE FAMILY"

OH YOU DO QUESTS ALRIGHT

AND PLUNDER DUNGEONS FOR LOOT ALRIGHT

AND UH

KILL BOSSES

EVEN SOLVE MYSTERIES