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Obi-Two al-Menashani 🦔
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When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Da diddley, qua qua, da diddley, qua qua! In search of an Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. dum vivo ego te cantet How about that, Mr.Fung?!

Concentrate… follow the swinging pendulum. You will have a GM.

BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden elected Pope after 20,000 mail-in ballots came in from Milwaukee at 4am this morning.

Did I hear right? Trump is re-opening Alcatraz?

Who actually gets to say the funeral mass for the Pope?

President Trump and First Lady Melania catching up with Cardinal Dolan of NYC, the best of the Cardinals, this morning at St. Peter’s Basilica.

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I’m hoping we get a more traditional pope this time around. No more Jesuits, please.

What does it mean to be a ā€œHomesteaderā€? We met the HR’s neighbor yesterday when they were outside building a chicken coop and they said they are homesteaders.

Three women arrested for destroying restaurant after being told it was $1.75 extra for dipping sauce. Black chicks… Go figure.

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Slept like garbage. Bring on the coffee. GM.

Congrats Canada, you managed to replaced Trudeau with possibly the only person worse than Trudeau.

Hey NA.S Catholics, I have a question. Don’t fast according to the traditional rules, or the modern rules of one large meal and two tiny meals on days of fasting?

Woman strips naked and parades up and down the aisle on a Southwest flight forcing the flight from Houston to Phoenix to return to the gate

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