I'm watching the hateful eight right now

and the reason I'm watching it is because some youtube dork said how great it was and how it was a lot like the thing

I can't believe anyone would put the hateful eight in the same league as the thing

as amusing as I find it that notorious white-hating samuel l jackson would choose to play a role that affirms every negative stereotype there is about gay, lying niggers, the movie is unremarkable at best. tarantino is the m. night shyamalan of schlock

yes but penetration is going to suck if it's designed to expand

maybe they should've learned about fixed rate mortgages somewhere along the way

imagine lying this hard

hearing rust people talk about how you're supposed to write rust code is the #1 thing that makes me not want to use rust

computers fucking suck now but phones are much worse

okay so suppose I want to buy a cheap (used) android that can be updated to run arbitrary current apps on my home internet without a cell plan, what do I get

I don't want to mess around with my regular phone, it needs to stay functional in case someone wants to hire me for $500,000 a year (it could happen)

if you're speaking english, and you're using a foreign word that is nevertheless commonly used by english speakers, don't pronounce it with some foreign accent because you sound like a pretentious twat

remember when lara croft had big boobs

I ended up just writing a new resume from scratch in libreoffice

now that the text is established I can go back to fucking around with layout tools