#quotestr
Give him an evasive answer.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain
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You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
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"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
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Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One and a half.
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Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
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You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
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Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
