Need

Fuck you for me not thinking of that first

:naruhodonotes:

Mr Big Duck I'm not quacking around in the slightest

We'd be better off if they had too

KIDS

AND THEY'LL THINK IT'S FUN PROBABLY

STOP ENJOYING IT

It's not a contest but it might be worse

They'd like that though

It's no Kazakhstan, that's for sure

Rip Shedi

You're korean figure it out

"AI show me mid 20th century authoritarian 'bad guy' cowboys"

I have a gf, somehow

"AI, show me Nazi Cowboys"

I do, such as

"Hey"

"What's up"

Or "I haven't hit those back walls in a minute are you free tonight?"

I don't like this insinuation that I need alcohol to make pathetic attempts at backsliding with one of my ex's

My mom was giving me bowlcuts until I was like 12. She knows why they aren't grandparents yet

I get moderately lit on occasion

Fuggin love Culvers. Now that's the White man's goyslop