Why do you still need a site when you have nostr?

H e l l o d a n s p a m

Just be a dan, steal your mommies hand, staying humble and stacking sats again.

Be a dan, don't give a damn. Buying #bitcoin with every cent he can. Be dan.

Duh

I don't 😆 🤣

So #bitcoin could drag me through hell, if It meant i could hodl it's hand. I will follow you, cuz I'm under your spell. Throw me to the flames and I will follow you.

Same for carnivore people. Yall are weird

If you have thumbs you should be buying #bitcoin

Scrollin' #nostr , did you hear that fam? Scrolled all day, just to hear about dan.

Just be a dan, not a joe (his name was cornpop, come at me bro)

Dip or dip not, there is no crash.

At this juncture the dumbest of the dumb will soon find out how dumb they are.

Just be a dan, he's the man. Fixed the whole world with his 2 bare hands. And his bitcoin, do you understand? What it takes to be part of the master plan?

Be a dan, not a Derek (being wizard AND battle cleric)

Be a dan, not a Seth (shillin' shitcoins til your out of breath)

fame is not a feat

Be a dan not an Amy (cuz I like boobies, jesus save me)

Be a dan not an elon ( get on nostr: x is so wrong)