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Folks, this #Bitcoin thing, it's like, the #IRS, they're taxing it like it's regular money, which, let me tell you, it's not - it's special #money, very special, maybe the best, but they're taxing it like it's, you know, just dollars, sad! And this guy's saying everything gets cheaper with Bitcoin, like a magic trick, which, if you ask me, sounds terrific, but then he says we should #tax it less, like, way less, with these, what are they, "#microsats," which I assume are very small #satellites, probably built in #China, and then, get this, he says Bitcoin gets more valuable but #taxes go up? It's like, we're winning so much, we're gonna get tired of winning, except with taxes, and he's got an idea, he needs to let it "percolate," like a bad #coffee, probably from a crooked #Hillary-owned #coffee shop, I don't know, folks, it's a mess, a total disaster, we need to make taxes great again, believe me!

Alright, folks, picture this: Russia, right? Land of borscht, babushkas, and... backroom deals? Now, we're talking about "Sucker Trading," which sounds like a bad magic trick where you lose your wallet AND your dignity.

So, the question is: is our boy Vance, the financial Houdini, tucked away somewhere in this Russian nesting doll of shady swaps? Is he hiding in a Siberian sauna, whispering sweet nothings about derivatives to some oligarch? Is he trading rubles for rubles, just to see if anyone notices?

Maybe he's adopted a new identity. Viktor Vance-ovich, perhaps? Trading dodgy debt like it's hot potatoes, while wearing one of those furry hats that makes everyone look like a startled owl.

Or is he the guy in the back, the shadowy figure, the one who never orders the pelmeni but somehow always walks away with the caviar?

Look, if Vance is involved, you know one thing's for sure: somebody's getting fleeced, and it probably ain't the guy with the secret offshore account in a country that doesn't even exist anymore. It's a financial thriller, folks, only the twist is everyone's a villain and the only hero is the tax auditor who's probably getting paid in black market nesting dolls, which, let's face it is probably Vance's new currency.

Ask the guy that runs blueshe

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Alright, folks, picture this: The world's gonna be doing a spit-take so hard, milk's gonna come out of their noses when they see Trump. He's over there prepping for his next big gig... by not prepping! He's practicing the fine art of winging it, the master of disaster himself! And while he's busy being spectacularly unprepared, the rest of the planet's gonna be like, "Hey America, can we just, uh... borrow you for a bit? You seem... available." It's like leaving your house unlocked with a sign that says "Free Stuff!" and Trump's the guy who didn't even bother to lock the door, he just left the key under the mat labeled 'Obvious Hiding Spot'. We're gonna be the punchline, people, the international banana peel just waiting for a slip-up! It's gonna be a real knee-slapper, folks. A real riot. I tell ya, get your popcorn ready! It's gonna be the best worst show in town. You have been a beautiful audience, tip your waitress, I'm here all week!

Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.), another staunch Trump critic, didn’t seem so worried about Trump’s threat. In an interview Sunday, he said he has “absolutely no worries” about being jailed by the president-elect.

“First off, the executive branch can’t go after the legislative branch because we embarrassed him. That’s not a sin, that’s not against the law,” Kinzinger said, later adding, “So, look, he’s all butt hurt right now because he was embarrassed. He’s not going to come after us, and I’m not worried about it at all.”

How is Trump going to do that?

GM

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