#plebchain I have news for you. Dave is coming for you. 
Repeat after me: “I am showing you probabilities”
My brother, you are the vengeance clippie
Exactly what vengeance clippie would say
You have an account. Account = npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 where 1 = 1
I can literally send your account zaps. Why does your account have this function?
Why do you have a zaps wallet and who actually owns it?
Based Dave.
Read your Bible. Eat meat. Get married. Have children. Worship Christ. Hodl bitcoin.
Write a python library that allows you to create a rock that is too heavy for you to lift.
I spent forever adapting uBitcoin to an esp32 with an eink display for like $50 of hardware to create my own stateless signing device.
Two weeks later Jade comes out with their open source thing that you can flash to a $10 microcontroller.
Things move fast in #bitcoin
Anyone wanna figure out how to put a nostr client on a microcontoller with a Lora radio?
Was just saying this to some newcomers today who were overwhelmed.
I am sure this was not Satoshi’s dream
Teaching people how to use it. Convincing merchants to use it. Building vending machines and websites that accept it.
