🤨 there's still shit in your eye 🖕

😒 I bathe every day in saltwater

🙄 nobody believes you actually shower

he didn't.

he has $$$

they don't

so they want his

kys

https://youtu.be/qq09UkPRdFY

she's so pissed 🤣

yesssss

😃🍿

🤣🤣🤣

*doubt*

👉😃👈

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ask siri 😒

potato snuggling

https://eveningzoo.club/media/bdecb102a6b2bcbdceee1aa0a5d59396470d19050a8a7341bf38326c0fe5d79e.mp4

I forgot my drink downstairs

#worsethantheholocaust 😑

long covid is rebranded hepatitis

🤨 don't @ me you sick fk

> be you

> fat

thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

🤨 she's a stoner who likes axe.

🤔 this list of things not wrong with her would be far shorter.

brb ... gonna find a postit 😃

not like a full size one ... the ones used for bookmarks