When a bitchy gay dude says something passive aggressively jealous to me it short circuits my non-binary circuit and I wanna snap his neck

That’s hot

The strangest things boost my confidence..,haha

Well, I mean the only one that’s attractive. Probably good she goes to the other facility…ya’ll saw her get nervous and cute talking to me and fall off that “bench”🤣

The only age appropriate girl in treatment with me is like a dead ringer for Lauren Gonzalez 😽

So this is Irvine

Hmm…there’s a big Deloitte building, maybe I shouldn’t have called their interview process a waste of time. Whatever, it was…🤣🤣🤷

SoCal isn’t expensive when your insurance company pays for your housing. Why would I be in a hurry to get back to work? 🤣🤷

Yeah, firemen are the best…

I’m sure your post will certainly help your cause 🤣😘

The fake celeb instagram accounts that only want to thank you for your appreciation as a fan are a truly beguiling phenomena

Somebody should let me put together a team of gays to go kill some Ugandans

Jeff Bezos

And btw... we're still going to fix the welfare system and ya'll are helping

Yes, in a weird sort of way- the world does kind of revolve around me. Someday, it will all make more sense

Shh.. if you just don’t read his tweets, he doesn’t exist

💯

I miss the era where people politely declined to share their political opinions.

#proofofwalk